Knight Riding

January 13th, 2006

Me: ok
Me: stop
E: hammer time?
Me: read: Three more firms pursue Knight Ridder
Me: in other news: Hasselhoff’s Marriage Goes Under
E: ha! yeah - heard about that on the radio
E: I suppose he’s going to have young German girls chasing him now?
Me: i suppose so?
Me: OMFG. so hasselhoff’s first wife?
E: yeah
Me: i’m looking through her IMDB bio
E: Hickland?
Me: and she wrote THE MOST AWFUL EPISODE OF KNIGHT RIDER I HAVE EVER SEEN
Me: IT WAS SO [EXPLETIVE] AWFUL THAT I ACTUALLY REMEMBER IT
Me: *THAT* AWFUL
E: ugh
E: she wrote that White Bird [expletive]?
Me: you remember it too?!?
E: no, I just looked it up
Me: i have the song from the episode STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!
Me: i didn’t even need to look the episode up
E: horrible
Me: that episode was [expletive] beyond [expletive]
E: yea, pretty much
E: [somewhat of an expletive] fat hairy moose [expletive], as my cousin used to say
Me: LOL
Me: holy [expletive] [expletive] i can’t believe i remember that
E: that makes two of us
E: then again… you are the queen of pop culture
Me: oof! that was [expletive] awful
Me: …
Me: OMG
Me: you know what is MORE [EXPLETIVE] SPOOKY
E: ?
Me: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0382692/bio
Me: look at HER CURRENT SPOUSE’S NAME
Me: after hasselhoff
E: my g-d
Me: oh my [expletive] l-rd.
E: does he drive a black trans am too?
E: nah… that’d be too creepy
Me: they live in manhattan. who drives a black trans am in manhattan?
E: true

I just realized it was Friday the 13th.

I think I might break one of my New Year’s resolutions, which was to try not to swear so much in public.

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