Ooh. So you wanna stalk me, you Stalky McStalkerson?

Hello, and welcome to the part where you can commune with Glenda. You probably have this dire need to tell me something, or ask me a question — but you may want to take a peek at the “About” page to see if I answered your question there. Whatever the case may be, I really do like hearing from people, and I try to get back to them if I can.

I have to warn you, however, that my inbox sometimes can be quite chaotic though, so a response can oftentimes take a while. I tend to flag everything like they’re going out of style. For real. It’s kinda sad. So please, don’t be offended — I’m really just wading through my mess of an inbox.

- “I prefer online paper trails to prove that it’s Glenda that owes me an email. You know why? Because she’s a piker!”

If good ol’ email is your primary means of harrassment (just kidding!), please feel free to email me or use the form below (which gets to me a lot faster than that link there, hint hint)!

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Just so that I know you are human, and not
some cold & unfeeling spam machine:

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Type the letters & numbers that you see above
into the friendly & inviting box provided below:

- “No offense Glenda, but -psh!- I’m kind of a BIG DEAL. You should pay attention to me RIGHT NOW.”

In addition, you can also IM me and say hello if I am online. In cases where permission is requested to add to a buddy list is required, say hi and let me know who you are. In most cases, I’m likely at work too, so keep that in mind also if I don’t respond right away.

- “I’m slightly antisocial or socially-inept in person, and I prefer armchair socializing and sleepwalking through life, which usually includes light stalking and unhealthy amounts of online voyeurism.”

Then, of course, there’s all this stuff. If you know what to do with the links below, cool… knock yerself out (in numerical, then alphabetical order):