Archive – All Entries

June 2008

• The Economy of Words  (1)
• A Decade’s Worth of Agendacide.com  (11)

April 2008

• Agendacide Home  (0)
• Minutes  (0)

May 2007

• Here’s where the joke about having “no pants” isn’t funny anymore.  (2)

April 2007

• Video Archives
• Dave Chappelle Saved Me 30 Bucks. Thanks Dave!  (25)

March 2007

• A List of Asian Technology Speakers  (2)
• Coming soon, to a mailbox near you…  (12)
• “What if?” at 20×2 v. 7.0  (26)
• The Underdogs  (26)
• 16 is sweet.  (1)
• The One-Man Star Wars Trilogy  (22)
• South By Southwest Interactive 2007  (2)
• Ninja New York  (1)

January 2007

• Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy, Sir!  (3)
• For Whom The Bell Tolls  (5)

October 2006

• Somewhere & Sometime  (0)
• So shallow that…  (0)
• When people are pantywaists about race…  (9)
• I’m not as apathetic as I look.  (0)
• Blackberrys don’t swim very well.  (4)
• teh r0×0r!!1!  (3)
• Technohoti’s New Fancy Pants  (4)
• First Gig Since I Left New York 3 Years Ago  (3)
• Dear Lord. There’s audio.  (0)

September 2006

• Ring It On  (3)
• Glenda Jayne Sez It’s Almost October  (2)
• Because other pizzas don’t make the cut  (4)
• Donations for Jane  (1)
• Blogging 101 Workshop at APAture 2006  (0)
• Luck Be A Lady  (1)
• APAture Festival 2006  (1)
• Jane Kim for San Francisco School Board  (1)
• Chance  (2)
• By The Skin of My Teeth  (2)
• Asides vs. Acides, Har!  (0)
• I never said they were suckahs, per se.  (0)
• Mac or PC  (4)

July 2006

• Cheated Hearts  (1)
• Hello, what do we have here?  (3)

April 2006

• Dear Chinese Friends of Mine:  (1)
• The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers… only emo.  (0)
• Star Wars in ASCII… no lie!  (1)
• The 10th Planet  (1)
• Buckner!!!  (0)

March 2006

• #*@%!  (45)
• I Don’t Validate… I Regulate  (6)
• I suggest a new strategy, Artoo…  (4)
• Let The Wookiee Win  (0)

February 2006

• For the love of God!!!  (0)
• City of Boston upgraded to “Just OK”  (1)
• Silent Jay Strikes Back  (2)
• Migration Migraine  (1)
• More About Me
• Glenda Bowl XXX  (10)

January 2006

• Losing It  (14)
• A Craving for Warm Sheets  (3)
• Knight Riding  (2)
• My Stupid Mouth  (0)

December 2005

• The guy I kidnapped last New Year’s.  (1)
• 2005 Music Rundown Podcast  (2)
• WordPress 2.0  (3)

November 2005

• WE WON! WE WON! WE WON!  (11)
• Breaking a couple of legs  (4)
• Negative Waves, Issue #111  (0)
• Kids These Days…  (6)
• Exploring “Strategic Alternatives”  (2)
• The Most Awesomely Bad $14 You’ll Ever Spend  (11)
• Negative Waves, Issue #110  (3)

October 2005

• Happy Halloweenie  (5)
• The plugin formerly known as…  (0)
• Hi, friends of Lap-POP!  (4)
• Der? vs. Durr?  (1)
• 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42  (10)
• Yubnub, it’s Lap-POP!  (4)

September 2005

• Webzine 2005  (3)
• Sending Out An S.O.S.  (7)
• What up, God?  (0)
• Wax On, Wax Off  (9)
• You can take the girl out of the ‘hood…  (4)
• Suckahs to the side, I know you hate my ninety-eight… you’re gonna get yours!  (3)
• Why are Prius drivers such freakin’ wieners?  (6)
• Sigh.
• Puttin’ Up A Fight?  (2)
• I swear, I’ll turn this car right around!  (4)
• The Artist in The Ambulance

August 2005

• Could it be that everything goes ’round by chance?  (2)
• The Big Empty
• Life Hack: “Olly Olly Oxen Free”  (2)
• Lucky in WordPress.com Invites  (3)
• The Geek Ex-Girlfriend  (10)
• To the other end…
• ‘Cause I know what it means / To walk alone / Along the Street of Dreams
• I started a joke I couldn’t finish.  (7)
• Where mah dawgs at?
• More fun than a barrelful of monkeys.  (5)
• The Blues Explosion
• About
• Here I am… rock you like a hurricane…  (8)

July 2005

• Summer is…  (3)
• C’mon babe, why don’t we paint the town?  (4)
• The Friday Lunch Post-Dim Sum Coma  (2)
• How much dork could a dork-dork dork if a dork-dork could dork would?  (15)

June 2005

• Jetting  (4)

May 2005

• Site Background.
• A little more about who you’re dealing with, Tough Guy.
• Frequently Asked Questions
• “More Jedi, Less Sith.”  (6)
• Ooh. So you wanna stalk me, you Stalky McStalkerson?
• Archives
• Quick & Dirty  (0)
• Hot in Herre  (8)
• Why I love the Oakland A’s, Reason #3984:  (6)
• A Tale of Two Chris-es  (6)
• A Mother and Daughter  (0)
• Let the Dorkdom begin? As if the dorkdom ever stopped?  (2)
• Today’s Newsflash

April 2005

• Click ClicKkkk!
• Who Won The Pope Pool at the Office  (5)
• Yo ho!  (3)
• Your Love is Like Whoa  (6)
• I Love It When You Call Me Big Poppa.  (4)
• A Negative Waves Doubleheader.  (0)
• An Understatement of Sorts.  (2)
• On Priorities.  (0)
• Sheltered Island  (0)
• Spring’s Done Been Sprung  (0)
• Blatant Misuse of Technology  (0)

March 2005

• It’s only the air you took and the breath you left.
• May you reach the gates of heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re gone.  (1)
• Kick ‘Em in the Teeth  (4)
• On drinking until you’re blind.  (0)
• We’re going to stuff it, and then we’re going to hit it!  (1)
• I just flew into Austin, and boy, are…  (0)
• Remnants of what once was.  (2)
• Let the heckling in left field begin!  (0)
• Bulldawg is One Hilarious Bitch  (3)
• Yankee Go South By Southwest  (2)
• You’re the worst friend ever, Glenda  (0)
• The Louis Anomaly  (1)

February 2005

• Rain Day  (2)
• Think Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2, Only With Snow  (1)
• Glenda Jayne vs. Bruce Wayne  (2)
• Negative Waves is 100 Issues Old!  (0)
• Rock out with your glock out.
• Why Can’t I Walk Down A Street Free of Conversion?  (2)
• Warrior Teddy Bears Unite  (2)
• Pitchers and Catchers  (0)
• This Bud’s For You, Bulldawg
• I’m a loner Dottie, a rebel
• Whiskey
• No matter what he says…
• Word Life
• Everybody Dance Now
• I got nothin’ but love
• About Kelly
• Open Letter to No One
• Postcardy
• Happy Year of the Cock
• Going To Get My Sin On
• That’s What I’m Saying
• Who’s the Biaaaaaaaatcccch?
• You Can’t Go Wrong With Monkeys
• Like Ish Muh Birfday  (2)
• Standing on the Brink of Disaster

January 2005

• I TOTALLY know what my problem is
• Drop Down and Get Your Eagle On, Girl
• Madd airstrikes up in here
• Are We There Yet?
• My Buddy, The Bulldawg
• What? What?
• Swimming in a Sea of New Media Blue  (2)
• Shitty
• Off to Skywalker Ranch
• Why is my MT hosed?  (2)
• So I could see better  (0)
• GenderSwap  (0)
• Ruff Rydin’  (0)
• No Super Bowl  (0)
• Rumble Roses  (0)
• Wishful Thinking  (0)
• Best IM Intro Ever  (0)
• You do the math.  (2)
• The Kids Are Alright  (1)
• In An Interstellar Burst  (0)

December 2004

• We Drink To Forget  (0)
• All’s Quiet on the Western Front  (1)

November 2004

• It’s all ABOUT Ohio.  (0)

October 2004

• This Ain’t 8 Mile  (0)
• 16,857 Miles  (0)

September 2004

• Hello world!  (2)
• Divine Hammer  (2)
• Fuck Fenway.  (1)

August 2004

• Et tu, Affleck?  (3)
• Reach Out And Touch Me  (1)
• I Like It (To[o]) Rock Hard  (0)
• My Alma Mater Rocks Your Lame Alma Mater’s Ass.  (2)
• Now Batting… Number Twenty-Five…  (2)

July 2004

• Nothing Says Lovin’ Like A Fistfight Between Ol’ Friends  (0)
• Lo-Tech  (0)
• And so the mass exodus begins  (2)
• And if I am not wasting time watching baseball  (0)
• The Cybernetic Hand That Feeds  (0)
• Terminator 4: Glendanalog, Kill Your iPod  (1)
• The North and South Poles  (0)
• The Townies  (0)
• Heavy Metal is Alive and Well  (0)
• Hail to Albany  (0)

June 2004

• Bill Gates has a blog  (0)
• Of Leaves and Leftover Thoughts  (2)
• Now hear this!  (0)
• Don’t Believe The Hype.  (3)
• Because I’m a Masochist  (0)
• Hey Agendacide  (0)
• Which New York Times Op-Ed Columnist Are You?  (1)
• The No Pants Party In My Closet  (0)
• Big Asses For The Masses  (6)
• Say It Again  (0)
• Catch Me If You Can  (1)
• I’m Rick James, Bitchuh!  (1)
• Gonads and Strife  (0)
• 913  (1)
• dude, did you take a picture of my butt?  (1)

May 2004

• Breaking Past The Bullshit  (8)
• For Mother’s Day, Stop Sweatshop Exploitation.  (3)

April 2004

• Shot through the heart…  (0)
• Game of Pricks
• WCW Smackdown  (1)
• Where New York Meets California  (2)
• OK, seriously?
• Love Letter to the Hated City  (0)
• Spring Cleaning  (0)
• Player Hate

March 2004

• Oh, Jeez.  (3)
• Party, Heavy on the Sausage  (0)
• Mr. Worf, Shields On.  (1)
• Get Lucky  (1)
• Unfuckingbelieveable.  (0)
• Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs  (0)

February 2004

• Thanks for Nothin’  (0)
• Name That Fantasy Baseball Team  (1)
• … And Equality for All  (1)
• Hit the Spell Check, Mofo  (1)
• Stupid.Emo.Is.Stupid.  (0)
• My Bloody Valentine  (3)

January 2004

• Air Force Two: Electric Boogaloo  (1)
• Nose for News  (0)
• Hey, RyanBirk.com!  (6)
• St. James Street
• On Either Coast…  (0)
• I don’t make this shit up… but(t)…  (0)
• And A Classic Movie Quote Should Get You Going…  (0)
• Yay, I Think  (0)
• A Different City
• Yeah, yeah, yeah.  (0)
• Roll Call  (0)
• Love.Honda.Com  (0)
• Chill the fuck out and have a beer!  (1)
• Donnie, You’re Out Of Your Element  (0)
• One Minute It’s Here, and One Minute It’s There  (0)
• I Did Not Photoshop This  (1)
• The Bullfight  (2)

December 2003

• Farewell and Good Riddance to 2003  (4)
• Hey Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?  (1)
• Guess Who’s Getting A Lump of Coal  (3)
• A Matter of Trust

November 2003

• I Heart Wookiees  (0)
• The Only One I Actually Recognized was Berkowitz  (0)
• Housemate and I, stalked  (0)

October 2003

• The bandwidth here at my house blows donkeys.  (4)
• Keepin’ Busy  (1)
• On Page 15 of the New York Post.  (0)
• Get A Clue  (0)
• Neomaxizoomdweebie  (0)
• State of Love and Trust
• Is This Thing On?  (1)
• Unconsciously, #37  (0)
• Another Woman to Kick Liz Phair’s Ass  (0)
• I have been such a good girl.  (1)
• My attempt to say something nice for a change  (0)
• About time, and wasting it.  (0)
• The Sound of One Hand Clapping  (0)
• All Your Base Are Belong To Us  (2)
• Come to the Dark Side  (0)
• The BoSox are going to eat chowder today…  (0)
• What is really awesome.  (0)
• I’s a classy broad.  (1)
• Back to the Future  (0)
• Everybody Loves Me But You  (0)
• Whata u, on fuckin’ Crack?  (2)
• Who’s the baddest coding mofo I know?  (0)
• Metallic Magnesium  (0)
• Unconscious Mutterings #36  (0)
• Eat me, Gigli… go back to Jersey.  (3)
• The First & Last Beauty Tip I Will Ever Give  (0)
• A Note of Advice to An Old Friend I No Longer Need…  (3)
• Unconscious Mutterings: Week 35 & 34  (0)
• There’s no cryin’ in baseball!  (1)
• The Bullet  (0)
• And now, for a public service announcement…  (0)

September 2003

• I Pitch, You Catch  (0)
• Big Whiffah  (0)
• What To Do With That Expendable Income  (0)
• They play an awful amount of Zeppelin here.  (1)
• Ha!  (0)
• Wutchu talkin’ ’bout?  (0)
• Sacramento Hummer  (0)
• On Misunderstandings.  (0)
• Venture Capital Galore?  (0)
• Linda Hamilton for Lt. Guv’nah  (0)
• You are not a unique snowflake.  (1)
• Who needs a life?  (2)
• We’ve got a runner…  (0)
• I’m never going to eat again.  (1)
• Who sucks?  (0)
• How many left turns does it take to find a liquor store?  (0)
• What’s in a name?  (0)
• I’d be stumbling over to the pub right now if I were there.  (0)
• Memorandum #485820  (0)
• Update: I still miss New York City…
• Check Out My Balls!  (1)
• Lagging  (1)
• Advice from Boulder: The Hard Rock Life  (0)
• This ain’t a song for the brokenhearted…  (1)
• Wherever You Go… There You Are.  (0)
• Head in Fog and All Those Cliches  (0)
• Shallow Alto  (0)
• Babycakes  (1)
• Bridges on Fire  (6)
• Poppin’ the Live Show Cherry  (2)
• Ash  (0)
• Version 3.0  (0)
• Surf n’ Turf  (0)

August 2003

• One for the Gipper  (0)
• JeffyPop writes the eulogy to my New York life.  (5)
• Playing Catch-Up  (1)
• Day Three of My New Life (Escape from New York Remix)  (0)
• Go West, Young Woman  (4)
• Let One Rip  (2)
• NYC
• Where was I, again?  (0)
• Rustle - Russell - Wrestle  (0)
• Dude…  (0)
• Hipster Bingo!!!  (0)
• Resignation  (13)
• Snotmail  (0)
• With My Thumb Up My Ass  (0)
• Schwing!  (0)
• What He Said  (0)
• Classic  (0)
• Ain’t No Trip To Cleveland
• One Month  (0)
• The Sublime Double Header  (0)

July 2003

• By The Time I Get To Arizona  (5)
• Grosse Point Blank… like it’s 1999.  (1)
• Worst Case Scenarios  (0)
• Ted, Just Admit It…  (0)
• The Craigslist Shitlist  (0)
• You Keep Me Hangin’ On
• Leaving Las Vegas  (4)
• Not going to think too hard about this.  (0)
• I have a meeting at happyhour.com  (1)
• You’re So Last Summer
• Ambivalent  (0)
• “Oriental” isn’t a person, it’s a rug.  (0)
• Primetime on CBS… cause that’s all you see… BS!  (1)
• Won’t You Be My Friendster?  (6)
• Pry That Sucker Open  (0)
• One Of These Days  (1)
• Self Mutilation  (3)

June 2003

• Dear Hangover  (1)
• Palo Alto
• There’s no road map to my head. (I wish there was.)  (0)
• Cleveland or Bust  (0)
• Excuse Me  (0)
• Armpit of America: The Sequel  (0)
• Re: Hopes and Dreams  (4)
• Show Me The Money Jerry  (0)
• School of Hard Knocks  (4)
• No Sir  (0)
• The Boredoms  (0)
• The Life of A Product  (0)
• Bells
• What Doesn’t Kill Us Will Make Us Stronger
• Anesthesized  (0)
• Sellout
• Trust
• Real Men  (2)
• Drenched  (0)
• Faded Jumper  (0)
• Hot Dog Origami  (0)
• HOT A.S.S.  (6)
• Great Romances of the 20th Century
• A Plethora of Nonsense  (0)
• Hand me that cane, will you there, Sonny?  (0)
• You can’t handle the truth.  (0)
• Having A Field Day With This One  (0)
• My Sundown
• Trust No One.  (1)
• Rendition of a Bad Pop Song  (1)
• WHO has a Madonna/Whore Complex?  (1)
• May gusto ka ba sa akin?  (0)

May 2003

• Pissing Rain  (0)
• Six Degrees of Separation  (2)
• Fear is the Mindkiller  (2)
• Diamond Mine
• Hold On Hope  (1)
• Sendin’ Out An S.O.S.  (0)
• What am I hiding in my pocket?  (0)
• Rain, Rain, Go Away.  (2)
• Do You See What Happens, Larry?  (0)
• As A Ghost  (0)
• Copacetic
• Clocks  (2)
• Toss and Turn  (0)
• Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It  (0)
• 666  (1)
• Say It Ain’t So / Your Love Is A Heartbreaker
• No. 1 Sound  (0)
• You’ve Got To Make Waves  (2)
• Hot Dual Monitor Action  (5)
• Big Smile Breaking Out On My Face.  (1)
• Kiss Me Deadly  (0)
• I’ll Bet You Think This Song Is About You  (3)
• Cry Me A River  (0)
• All Up In This Bizznitch  (0)
• Ultraviolence & What’s More Funny  (0)
• Promises
• Blue Pill, or Red Pill?  (1)
• It’s not time for lunch yet, dammit  (0)
• Dialing While Intoxicated (D.W.I.)  (2)
• Brothers Gonna Work It Out  (0)
• Fity-cent (50-cent)  (5)
• Even a hitman deserves a second shot  (3)
• Dude. Free Your Mind. Whoa, dude.  (0)
• The Verdict Is In  (0)
• Humpday Hump  (1)
• Plastered, Again  (3)
• The Slowest Day in the Universe  (0)
• Employee of the Month  (0)
• I’m a hazard to myself.  (0)
• Says who?
• Between Clenched Fists  (0)
• And more hints at a huge anxiety problem.  (13)
• Sleeping to Dream  (3)
• Say It Ain’t So!  (0)
• Little Punk
• Flossin’ Linguistic  (0)
• And Peter Gabriel insists on playing concerts in my head.  (1)
• Oh, the brainpower is just deafening.  (2)
• Been a while since I’ve seen Ballsack  (0)
• Excess  (0)
• The Skills to Pay the Bills  (1)
• Quarantined  (0)
• Cash Rules Everything Around Me  (0)
• Audio Sock Puppets Rool!  (0)
• Mango Mojito  (0)
• Nerdhaus (w/ Umlauts)  (0)
• High Fidelity Friday Five  (0)
• Peep Dis, Peops!  (5)
• Something in the Water  (1)
• If I were a felon…  (0)

April 2003

• Take Two… or Four.
• Crimson and Clover
• Billy Joel probably said this better, but  (2)
• And now… suppressed in my brain…  (2)
• Jet Lag  (1)
• Wake  (0)
• My First Job  (1)
• Gently  (0)
• Glender Bender  (2)
• About the cloud that is following me:  (0)
• I see dead people.  (2)
• Like an episode of Six Feet Under  (0)
• The Silence, and how it sounds in my head.  (0)
• A Living Dance Upon Dead Minds

March 2003

• Eff  (2)
• Disjointed  (0)
• The Company Dime  (0)
• Okily dokily  (1)
• Roach Motel  (0)
• Sighting #959302  (1)
• BLEH!  (0)
• Top O’ The Mornin’  (0)
• Spring Cleaning  (0)
• Beware the Ides of March  (0)
• The Freshman  (0)
• Reach Out & Touch Someone  (0)
• I’m Living Proof! Beefcake! Beefcake!  (1)
• Gone Boozin’  (0)
• Spice Up Your Life  (0)
• Open Mouth. Insert Foot.  (1)
• The Dude Abides  (1)
• Bad Case of Pottymouth  (1)
• 27. Welcome To Wherever You Are  (0)
• Sistahs with Klingons  (0)
• Of Ben and Jerry’s, Mice and Meeces.  (0)
• Win Big, Mama’s Fallen Angel  (0)
• The Plot Thickens  (1)
• Suits and Haircuts  (0)
• Meat is Murder  (0)
• Yah, I want some cheesy poofs!  (0)
• It Really Is OK If You’re Friends With Your Exes. Really.  (0)
• Fat Fucking Tuesday  (0)
• The Truth is Out There  (4)
• A Meme Kinda Mood.  (1)
• Patricia Must Have Rigged This. No Pun Intended.  (1)
• Rockin’ Tha Mic  (1)

February 2003

• Help A Friend of Mine  (1)
• Walking On, Walking On, Broken Glass  (0)
• Little Miss Pissed  (0)
• Que Shiraz
• Chair-Stealing!  (0)
• The High Priestess of Subway Door Lunging  (0)
• Stuck in The Middle  (0)
• Guy on the Couch  (1)
• Pressure  (0)
• Bears, All Kinds of Bears.  (2)
• This HAS to be an omen.  (0)
• Nada Surf  (0)
• And another thing while I’m at it…  (1)
• Word, Baby, Word  (1)
• The Rat Packer  (0)
• Orbiting  (5)
• Bling Bling, Gimped Out  (0)
• It’s a small world, after all…  (0)
• Three Feet High and Rising  (0)
• Blizzard of 2003  (0)
• Another One Bites The Dust  (2)
• Beating the Drum of the Lonely Hearts Club Band  (0)
• The City That Never Sleeps  (0)
• My Bloody Valentine  (0)
• The Preppie Killer  (1)
• Esta consiguiendo caliente adentro aqui  (0)
• The Bitch is Back  (2)
• From The Block  (0)
• That Thing  (1)
• Balentine
• Andy, the Endlessly Pissed Fish  (0)
• Stupid Pet Tricks  (3)
• Just Add Water  (3)
• Wish  (0)
• The Resume of My 20s  (0)
• Stillborn Life  (11)
• Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum  (1)
• Cool-ass job, wish I had that  (1)
• Funk and Wagnall  (0)
• Six Weeks for a Six Pack  (3)
• Homecoming Weekend  (1)
• I Want To Believe  (0)

January 2003

• Happy Day  (2)
• Cleanin’ Out That Closet  (1)
• Bling-Blingin’  (6)
• P.S.A.  (1)
• January
• And now… the moment you’ve all been waiting for…  (7)
• Same Thing, Different Names  (0)
• FYI  (0)
• You didn’t get that memo about the TPS Reports?  (14)
• Hell Froze Over  (2)
• Circle  (1)
• Uhh, did I miss something?  (0)
• They’re both pirates, right?  (2)
• Me and the IMDB  (0)
• The Raiders’ March  (0)
• The Zooniverse  (0)
• Tell Me Why…  (1)
• Lady of the Ring  (1)
• In From The Cold  (1)
• Long Live Indie Rock  (2)
• Cats and Dogs  (2)
• Junkie  (1)
• M.I.A.  (0)
• Flash  (0)
• Am I a model minority?  (4)
• The HokenBrearted  (0)
• New Beginning
• Full Clip  (0)
• Two Clicks, Three, Four, Five Degrees, and Six Feet.  (1)
• Who’s playin’ now?!?  (0)
• Starhumpers  (0)
• Suddenly Swimming  (0)
• Don’t H8  (0)
• Really, Really Simple Pleasures  (4)
• Something Funny Happened on the Way to the Phish Show  (4)
• and i. would. walk. five. hun. dred. miles…  (1)
• Cesspool  (0)
• A Typical IM Conversation for the Unemployed  (0)
• What Life Needs  (0)
• Burned  (2)
• Tres
• Chess Set
• Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
• Photograph*
• Leads, Not the Kind for Pencils  (4)
• Operator  (0)
• It’s Never Too Late
• Aside
• Keep Your Dukes Up  (2)
• Debt Free in the ‘0-3  (5)
• The Feast of the Epiphany  (3)
• Nine Inches or More  (1)
• I’ve Got A Loaded Gun  (4)
• *GRUNT*  (5)
• R.O.I.  (0)
• That Makes Me… 1%  (4)
• Brain Farts  (2)
• Way to Waste 90 Minutes of My Young Life  (0)
• Who’s Stalking Who?  (4)
• Happy Screw Year  (7)

December 2002

• Pretty Good Year  (3)
• Ring It In, Sukka!  (0)
• Politics with Jam  (2)
• The Tooth, The Whole Tooth, & Nothing But The Tooth  (0)
• Eureka Pete  (0)
• Say Hello To My Little Friend!  (3)
• Dammit  (0)
• Somewhere, Not Here  (0)
• In Case You Ever Questioned My Madness…  (0)
• The Island of Misfit Toys  (7)
• Peppermint Schnapps  (2)
• MELLY KHLISTMIS  (7)
• You Sleigh Me  (0)
• The Gift of the Gurus  (3)
• Last Gang in Town  (0)
• whwe ccna have anhing nice, pr ii  (0)
• Have A Holly Jolly  (0)
• Ho Ho Ho, Part II  (0)
• Don’t Let Me Get Me  (2)
• Trudging Along, Reluctantly  (1)
• The Hip Should Get To Stepping  (0)
• Can’t Have Nothin’ Nice  (4)
• Holiday
• This is de part  (0)
• Semi-Naked Dude On Suburban Front Lawn  (0)
• Blatant Intellectual Property Lawsuit Fun!  (9)
• BronXmas  (0)
• Don’t Quit Your Day Job.  (2)
• Sucks as much as “Smooth Jazz”  (1)
• Sorry About Tomorrow  (4)
• I Fought The Law  (1)
• Ho Ho Ho  (3)
• Here’s my ten cents, my two cents is free  (0)
• Love Don’t Cost A Thing… Shyeah  (7)
• Defrost  (5)
• Amazing  (1)
• Special Victims Unit  (5)
• Fight the Future  (5)
• Mamma Mia  (0)
• Eff all those wishes; I wish for more bitchez  (3)
• Subconscious Mutterings  (2)
• Snow Wars  (3)
• Yes! Yes! I’m George McFly… I’m your density!  (4)
• Mind Your Ps and Qs  (3)
• JeffyPop Takes Des Moines  (4)
• Fortune 500  (2)
• [DOT] NET  (3)
• Four Years Ago  (2)
• On the choices that we make.  (1)
• Mira, Mira  (1)

November 2002

• Chapter Eleven, Scene Four  (2)
• Search This Facelift  (0)
• Killed The Cat.  (4)
• The Rorschach is a little ol’ place where…  (11)
• Word  (0)
• Fo’ shizzle  (0)
• White-knucklin’ it.  (3)
• Bonds  (0)
• Satellite  (0)
• College of the Empire State  (0)
• Looking for Stars: Inquire Within  (0)
• This LSAT book is good… FOR ME TO POOP ON!  (0)
• Comosehuh?  (12)
• Breakfast of Champions  (2)
• Everclear  (4)
• Deep in the annals of my uh, mind.  (3)
• The Great Houdini  (8)
• Minutes From Somewhere Else  (2)
• Let’s Blow It All  (4)
• Glenda-B & The Mystery of the Dynamic Refresh.  (4)
• And just as I wrote that…  (0)
• Testing, Attention Please  (1)
• Shadowboxing  (0)
• Life moves pretty fast.  (2)
• I, Paranoid  (0)
• Under the Milky Way  (5)
• Are you looking at my bum? Bum-looker!  (1)
• D.I.Y. Esquire  (0)
• SuperHero  (1)
• Armageddon It  (0)
• On trying to “motivate.”  (6)
• Celebrity Skin  (5)
• Pass the Hotplate  (2)
• 15 Minutes  (9)
• November Rain  (1)
• WilliamsNerd  (2)
• Other. Please specify.  (2)
• Wanted: “Creative Maximizer”  (0)
• Ooh, Shiny…  (2)
• It’s hard being objective.  (6)
• Emo-commerce  (3)
• Cleanin’ Out The Dojo  (0)
• This one goes out to all the haters out there.  (14)
• Clouds  (2)
• Striktly tha hi-life.  (6)
• Cracked  (0)
• Identity Crisis Part 287390  (3)
• emo.acappalooza.  (0)
• Broken  (4)
• Clutch Cargo.  (0)
• Rahr.  (0)

October 2002

• ‘Sup, Boo?  (0)
• Money, Ca$h, Hoes  (2)
• Talkin’ Smack Generator  (0)
• And we will race the world to get there.  (0)
• Fate Calling to Say I’ll Fuck Up  (1)
• Who’s Bad?  (1)
• Yer Yella  (4)
• Red & Gold  (2)
• Ruff Buff  (1)
• 50 Questions  (1)
• Hallo-weenie  (0)
• Gigantic Perpetual Motion Machine  (5)
• Whoa Nelly  (4)
• I need some ABCs up in herrrrre.  (2)
• Speak in Soundbites  (5)
• Psychocandy  (1)
• Gray  (13)
• Hey Ladies  (5)
• Finally It Has Happened To Me…  (3)
• Now I Got Worry  (2)
• Stab! Stab! Stab!  (5)
• Kill Your Television  (0)
• Greetings, Professor Falken.  (1)
• Return to Fox Mulder Full Frontal Evolution  (6)
• Nobody Knows My Name  (0)
• Paranoid Android  (0)
• 9.5 Months  (14)
• I don’t know your last name.  (2)
• Pingin’ tha Bitchez  (1)
• Crush My Soul  (5)
• Bitchin’  (0)
• I promised.  (2)
• Schnikes~!  (0)
• Hipster_Histhead, Part Deux.  (2)
• Things I missed on Monday.  (0)
• Is She Weird?  (2)
• Nolan Ryan  (1)
• Seat Upgrade  (0)
• Nobody likes a math geek, Scully.  (5)
• Two-two-two mints in ONE!  (0)
• Four Minute Mile  (5)
• Viva La Autumn!  (0)
• Halo ALCS  (3)
• I See You  (0)
• Eat Me  (0)
• Won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up?  (12)
• Sponsorship Sukka  (0)
• Spaghetti Western Ska  (0)
• Trailblazing  (3)

September 2002

• Sleep farts  (1)
• Dumb football analogy for something.  (0)
• Mind Your Bald Spot  (3)
• Anal Packing  (0)
• The ‘Burg  (5)
• Call Her. She Misses You.  (2)
• The Stooge  (2)
• Little Miss Crack  (2)
• It’s My Life  (3)
• FREE CONCERT TICKETS… this is NOT a joke.  (2)
• It’s educational  (0)
• D is for Diploma  (0)
• To the curb  (3)
• All the lonely people. Where do they all come from?  (2)
• Gimme my data back, gimme my data back you bitch  (4)
• Lookit all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham when I’m gone!  (3)
• Forget My Name
• Life is good.  (1)